LOL, at least you have a sense of humor. I believe I made a backup of the original 4 GB software card as shipped out of box , as soon as I opened up the case. I never actually installed the original 4gb card in the unit ever and powered my unit up with it in it. I just copied the contents of it to a 16 GB card and powered up the unit with the copied contents on a new 16gb card , then registered the unit and updated it.
I'm not sure , but if the card that shipped with my unit is virgin software . I never powered my DS 708 , so if no one pre tested the card in it before I got it , I don't see why this software isn't still in it's virgin form unmarried to any specific DS 708 serial number and might be able to work in another DS 708 to get it going, but it would have software they were putting on the cards late in 2012 .